Have you somehow found fame in this sewer we call the internet? Do you make niche content for a diverse global audience of like minded people? For example do you have a youtube channel that is only pumping out ASMR slime content and you still have to tell your parents its not a sex thing but everyone knows it is? Or maybe you have an instagram account where you only post pictures of sad looking towels you've seen but its somehow gained 100,000 followers because sad towels are relatable I guess. Well this hat is for you my friend.